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Occupation: Brevet Adjunct to the Assistant vice-Deputy Director of Cat Herding at The Plutonix Institute for Advanced Cognetics (Gizmonics Division). We're Beatrice!

BASIC, Basica, BASCom, QuickBASIC 1, 2, 3; VB3, 4, 5, 6 VB.Net (2003, 2005 and 2012). Also C, MASM 4.0 - 6.0. Now, much more involved with C#.

The Compleat1 Guide to the Null Reference in Visual Basic (it has pictures!)

Fun Facts:
- 87.2% of all statistics on the internet are made up.
- It is 'abated breath' not 'baited breath'
- A quantum is the smallest amount possible. When an electron makes a quantum leap the energy state changes by the least possible amount.
- There is no such thing as a tenderhook; it is 'waiting on tinterhooks'
- ...and it is voila not whallah

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